So I know hot pants are apparently in style right now, which I completely disagree with. They look good on about -2% of the population. They are basically thicker underwear and since when were underwear okay to wear in public? Didn't we all learn our lesson from the Seinfeld episode with the woman in the bra top?
There is only one possible scenario in which hot pants in public can be a good idea...when you choose them over wearing NO pants. Why a young lady (if you can even call her that) walking in South of Market felt it was okay to wear only a button down shirt, a vest and ankle boots is beyond me. Did she dress in the dark and forget her pants? Is she in the midst of an extreme laundry day? Is she dreaming that she went to work naked while sleep walking?
All of these questions running through my head come to a sudden halt when I notice this young "lady" look to her right to check herself out in the store window as she's passing by. So now instead of questions, a million thoughts are running through my head. Wow, you actually know you aren't wearing any pants. Yes, we can all see the dimples in the sides of your legs which should be covered up by PANTS.
So I've decided after work today I will be visiting the mall to buy that girl some hot pants.
